Suck jokes

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

I sucked a dick.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.