Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Suck Jokes
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. š
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why do bisexual men šØ š© šØ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men š¬ šØ šØ they just wanted to suck gay men's š¬ cocks š š because they š š like their šØ šØ š¦ š¦ cream filling š āŗ š š š¤ š š āŗ š š š¤ š š āŗ
š³ š³ š³ what can a physically handicapped āæ š¬ šØ šØ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped āæ bisexual man šØ š© šØ š¤ when his š mouth is wide open š when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's š¹ restroom š» at a rest š“ area š“ suck the chrome of a tall pipe š
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What is gay - curious š¤ š³
š¬ š¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a šØ š© šØ bisexual man.
šØ šØ š© š² š² š² does it cycle now?
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š¢ š sorry for your luck šÆ honey it sucks šŖ š š to be you.
