I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Can't Find Home Plate
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude can't find home plate, which is baseball slang for getting back to where you started. Then it hits him that he's an orphan, meaning he ain't got no home to go to in the first place. Get it? You probably don't since you are not using your brain.
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