Success jokes
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Suiiiii!
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A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.