Success jokes

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

This is a lot like anal sex.

You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.