Success

Success jokes

Movie

    • Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

    Worm

    • I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.

    About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."

    I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."

    Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

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    • Success memes

    Mediocrity

    • It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

    Woman

    • If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

    If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

    CEO

    • CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

    Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

    Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

    Roblox

    • Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

    *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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