Success jokes
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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Suiiiii!
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.