Success jokes
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
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Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.