Ambition jokes
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
My hopes and dreams.