Ambition jokes
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
Memes
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
My hopes and dreams.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Community
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IM IN THE THICK OF IT EVERYBODY KNOWS
FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHERES MY CROWN THATS MY BLING ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING SEE I BELIEVE THAT IF I SEE IT IN MY HEART SHASH THROUGH THE CEILING CAUSE IM REACHING FOR THE STARS
... After the battle, masterless cattle ... Overlords hanging by a thread With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow We'll be atop the heap ... While the rest of Hell's pissing ... Alastor's missing ... Fled with his tail between his legs Nature abhors a power vacuum That leaves room for you and me The future of Hell belongs to the Vees