Ambition jokes
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
My hopes and dreams.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.