Ambition

Ambition Jokes

Hitler

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Dream

    The teacher is asking you a question.

    Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

    Me: "Dead."

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  • Year

    Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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  • Astronaut

    I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

    Dream Job

    Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

    My friends: "What's your dream job?"

    Me: "I'm going to die young :))"