Subject jokes

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Year 10 English.

Lawrence in maths ;)

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

I for the class?

dik.

What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.

Why is this a category?

What's a witch's favorite subject?

Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"

Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"

Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"

Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"

"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.