My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Subject Jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Year 10 English.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
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What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Why is this a category?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
I for the class?
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
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