Subject

Subject jokes

Cancer

    • Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

    One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

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    • Snake

    • What's a snake's favorite subject?

    Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

    Subject memes

    Impeachment

    • Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?

    Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

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    • Stereotype

    • I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

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    • Fruitcake

    • The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

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    • Gender

    • What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

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    • 9/11

    • What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

    There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

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    • Gender

    • Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

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