Subject jokes
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
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Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
AP Chemistry.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Year 10 English.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.