I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Rape is a touchy subject.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
what is Titanic's favorite subject? subtraction
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
