Subculture jokes
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.