Subculture jokes
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”