What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Subculture Jokes
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Emos love jumping for joy.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Imagine being emo.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
