Subculture jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.