Subculture jokes
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.