Subculture jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Who left him hanging?
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.