Subculture jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Who left him hanging?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.