Subculture jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Who left him hanging?
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.