Subculture jokes
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."