Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
is that my student Na! it is jesus
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldn’t do his homework
Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
