Student jokes

Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

Why was the asian late to class?

His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.