I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
Hi guys. I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also quote for the day and advice. Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow just look forward today. there are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opions and those opions are probley what u don't like but don't bring negitvity on them just because of what there saying. If you chose you probley say (I don't understand that statement but it does sound good." This is not a drama site it a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
why is michael jackson so weak? 😒😏 👀
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.
News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestler's legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.
John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip.”
The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip.”
Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see... Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”
With heavy breath, John told him, “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”
“What???” Said the coach... “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified.”
“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls.”
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
