Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
My dick harder than stone, man.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
