How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Total gym.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
