What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
why don't we wrestle bears?
the pain is un-bearable
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
