Strength

Strength jokes

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”

“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”

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  • Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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