Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Strength Jokes
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
