These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
