“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Terorist: we can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
what war game can the French win? none there always losing
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
