Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
so I was walking in a store and a carrot and a lectus said "lectus leaf" to me.
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA
Cashier: THat will be 10 Dollars sir
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open so I asked “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
