Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
i go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
What is a carrots favourite shop?
The wheelchair store
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
