Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
We stop by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us “I am wan kin the manager.” So we just left in disgust!
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
