Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
