Stop jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Mine never stops.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)