Stop jokes
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Memes
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Mine never stops.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).