Stop jokes

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

HELP! HELP!

TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Mine never stops.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)