Stop jokes

HELP! HELP!

TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!

Mine never stops.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."