Stop jokes
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Mine never stops.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!