Stop jokes
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Memes
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Mine never stops.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"