Stop jokes

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

Stop it why offends... asf.

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

I always press the stop button to see you.

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.