Stop jokes

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

I always press the stop button to see you.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).