Stop jokes

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

Stop it why offends... asf.

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

I always press the stop button to see you.

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.

David: I will surpass Kakarot!

Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."