Stop jokes
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.