Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes they are just affencive
why did the orphan stop playing baseball.
because baseball has a home and an orphan does not.
laugh now.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
