Stop jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
An ugly man with a gun walks into a bar. He sees a woman and falls in love with her.
Man: "Hey, cute lady!"
Woman: "Leave me alone, you ugly two-faced man! I already have a boyfriend."
Man: "Not for long!"
And then the man shoots the woman's boyfriend.
Woman: "How dare you murder such a beautiful man!"
Man: "Now you shall be my girlfriend."
Woman: "Never."
And then the man takes the seat that the woman's boyfriend was sitting in before.
Man: "You look like a dream."
Woman: "Then open up your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, murder."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the world, compared to all those ugly women? Bleuch!"
Woman: "What's it like being the ugliest mother f***ing murder in the world, compared to all those beautiful men?"
And then the man orders flowers and candy.
Bartender: "We don't serve flowers, or candy."
And the man shoots the bartender.
Another man can't believe what he just saw, so he strangles the first man and throws him out.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”