Stop jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Stop it why offends... asf.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
I always press the stop button to see you.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."