Still Jokes

you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world

What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.

What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still

Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it

How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)

why are we still fighting in darkness

mission failed soldier we will get em next time

one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"

A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY

I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.

I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing.

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and still going on, so why don’t people talk about it? Because it’s only bad when white people do it

God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

My girlfriend passed away recently.

at the funeral everyone was shocked about it

Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-