picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery but it still lasts longer than your relationships ooooooooooo
What's the difference between emo's and 9/11 the emo's are still there high up off the ground
Q:What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020??? A:Magic
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!
What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.
Eventhough you are a meateater you can still totaly be a vagetarian
Yo mama so fat then when thanos snapped his fingers she was still their
my girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a gluestick. she still isn't talking to me
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
