Stereotype jokes
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Like if your best friend is emo.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.