Stereotype jokes
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
Memes
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.