Stereotype jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Blondies.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!