Stereotype jokes
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Fucking Fruit!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.