Stereotype jokes
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Memes
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."