Stereotype jokes
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.