What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
