Stereotype jokes
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
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