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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we."
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
