Stereotype jokes
Like if your best friend is emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.