Stereotype jokes
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
You
You
You're the cow.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.