What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
