I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
