Stereotype jokes
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Like if your best friend is emo.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.