Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
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LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.