Stereotype jokes
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".