Stereotype jokes
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Wears pink.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Aaron is ginger.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.