Stereotype jokes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.