Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Memes
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.