Stereotype jokes

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

Girls are like stones.

The flat ones get skipped.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!

What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.