Stereotype jokes
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!