It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. "You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?" The Cuban simply says, "See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap."
The other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Oh, OK."
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. "You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?" The Russian simply states, "See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap." Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Ah, yes! Of course."
The American scratches his head and goes, "I think I see the pattern here." So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
