Stereotype jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Midget
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.