Stereotype jokes
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."