Stereotype jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Memes
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What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.