Stereotype jokes
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.