Stereotype jokes
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.