Stereotype jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Memes
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Like if your best friend is emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.