Stereotype jokes
Yo' mama is a joke.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.