What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
