Stereotype jokes
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.