Stereotype jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.