I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
