Stereotype jokes

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

How do you make an emo jump?

A cliff.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.

What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.