Stereotype jokes
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Memes
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How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.