Stereotype jokes
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Memes
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.