How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.