Stereotype jokes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Nunchucks!
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.