Stereotype jokes

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A: A battery has a positive side.

How do you make an emo jump?

A cliff.

What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.