Stereotype jokes
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Ur mum homo.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.