Stereotype jokes
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.