Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Ur mum homo.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!