What do emos do?
Hang.
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
A girl has small balls.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Gigachad.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
