Stereotype jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
"Curry muncher!"
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
"Ching chang chong."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.