Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
