Stereotype jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! šššš
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Like if your best friend is emo.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? š
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.