Stereotype jokes
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
A girl has small balls.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Gigachad.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.