Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
