What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
