Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Stereotype Jokes
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
