What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Stereotype Jokes
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
