Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.