Stereotype jokes
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.