Stereotype jokes
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.