Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
