Stereotype jokes
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Fucking Fruit!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
I'm a fat cow.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?