Stereotype jokes
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Really Karen?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
I hate straight people.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Things said by racist aliens: "Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
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Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.