Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
