Stereotype jokes
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Mathew is gay. Clap.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. "You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?" The Cuban simply says, "See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap."
The other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Oh, OK."
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. "You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?" The Russian simply states, "See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap." Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Ah, yes! Of course."
The American scratches his head and goes, "I think I see the pattern here." So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.