What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Yo mama!
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
