Stereotype jokes
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Dario is gay.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.