Stereotype jokes
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature