Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Stereotype Jokes
I'm a fat cow.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
You
You
You're the cow.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
