Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.