Stereotype jokes
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.