Stereotype jokes
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.