Stereotype jokes
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.