Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Stereotype Jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
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Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Fucking Fruit!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
