What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
