Stereotype jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.