Stereotype jokes
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
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Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
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Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
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A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Marcus is gay.
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The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
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The grass tickles their balls.
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