Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
You're gay, except it...
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
