I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
