Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
