I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
