Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
