Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

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    • Women should be seen and not heard.

    But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

    Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

    Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

    Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

    How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

    It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

    What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

    They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

    Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

    If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

    So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

    A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

    The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

    A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

    Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

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