I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What do you call a triggered white kid? A school shooter!
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
