Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
