Stereotype jokes
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.