I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Stereotype Jokes
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I hate autistic people.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
