Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
