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Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
I'm a fat cow.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
