Stereotype jokes
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.