Stephen jokes
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!