Stephen jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.