Stephen jokes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.