Stephen jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.