Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
i glad stephen hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner? Head and shoulders
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking however...
what does Stephen hawking eat?
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
zaine davis and stephen hawking fuck each others brains out
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... He just red ringed, and rose up to Game Stop
What were Stephen hocking's last words?? Error, error, error System shutting down
stephen hawking cant stand for army
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
