Stephen

Stephen jokes

Stephen Hawking

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Wife

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Tap

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Death

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.