Stephen jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.