Stephen jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.