Stephen jokes
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.