Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.