Stephen jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.