Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
97 percent of women...
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They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
