Statistics jokes
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
97 percent of women...
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
They say people are 75% water.
But I鈥檓 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.