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What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
97 percent of women...
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you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
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Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
