Statistics Jokes

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

(Kizaru's back.)

97 percent of women.

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you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen

When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark

ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

Did you know, tha average gay person likes men?

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported

The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?