Statistics jokes
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Memes
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
97 percent of women...
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They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?